- Episode 30 – Finito Mofos2012/02/09
Episode 30: The News – The Redskins suck. The Game – There is no game The Questions – Eli, Eli, Eli
- Episode 29 – Super Bowl Preview2012/02/03
Episode 29: The News – Joe Namath’s penis. The Game – We might check it out. The Questions – Nice ass!
- Episode 28 – Pro Bowl Preview2012/01/26
Episode 28: The News – Joe Pa rant. The Game – Pro Bowl? We aren’t even watching it. The Questions – Brady on the all time list…
- Episode 27 – Championship Preview2012/01/19
Episode 27: The News – More Coaches The Games – SF is for real? The Questions – SuperBowl Picks!
- Episode 26 – Divisional Playoff Preview2012/01/12
Episode 26: The News – Fisher to South Beach? The Games – Can Tebow strike twice? The Questions – Picked up injured studs as keepers.
- Episode 25 – Wild Card Preview2012/01/05
Episode 25: The News – Coaching changes. The Games – Big Ben has setback The Questions – Top Fantasy Team of All Time!
- Episode 24 – Week 17 Preview2011/12/29
Episode 24: The News – No Sanchize? The Games – BCS FTW! The Questions – Keepers already?
- Episode 23 – Week 16 Preview2011/12/22
Episode 23: The News – Liz in studio! The Games – Start Rex? The Questions – Postin dudes for Liz…
- Episode 22 – Week 15 Preview2011/12/15
Episode 22 – The News – Haley out! The Games – Lightning in a bottle! The Questions – T or A ?
- Episode 21 – Week 14 Preview2011/12/08
Episode 21: The News – Snorting weed with Freddy Davis! The Games – Cleveland sucks! The Questions – Lyle; 3 nuts or just one big dog ball?
- Episode 20 – Week 13 Preview2011/12/01
Episode 20: The News – Suh out for two The Games – Bush for Bush The Questions – Stealing pics from facebook
- Episode 19 – Week 12 Preview2011/11/24
Episode 19: The News – Freddy Ehfffing Jackson… The Games – Joe McKnight FTW! The Questions – Dallas sucks, but the kid was cute…
- Episode 18 – Week 11 Preview2011/11/17
Episode 18: The News – VickRib ? The Games – Domino bitches! The Questions – Pluggin’ Glory Holes…
- Episode 17 – Week 10 Preview2011/11/10
Episode 17: The News – Bucc you Fat Albert! The Games – Tebolicious The Questions – Earl Bennett FTW!
- Episode 16 – Week 9 Preview2011/11/03
Episode 16: The News – Moon over my hammy… The Games – A clothing wager with Liz over Bears/Eagles. The Questions – Suspenders or braces for nipple coverage…
- Episode 15 – Week 8 Preview2011/10/28
Episode 15: The News – T.O. to Chicago? The Games – Vick will have ‘em barkin’ in Philly! The Questions – We get a good look at the “5 dolla foot long!”
- Episode 14 – Week 7 Preview2011/10/20
Episode 14: The News – Hester takes a smack to the dome! The Games – Vick will have barkin’ on bye! The Questions – Bye week bingo!
- Episode 13 – Week 6 Preview2011/10/13
Episode 13: The News – Denver has a Teboner! The Games – Vick will have Barack barkin’ in D.C.! The Questions – Dalton over Flacco?
- Episode 12 – Week 5 Preview2011/10/06
Episode 5: The News – Garrard – Maybe try the UFL? The Games – Vick: barkin’ in Buffalo? The Questions – Swap LawFirm for Ridley?
- Episode 11 – Week 4 Preview2011/09/29
Episode 11: The News – Everyone who was hurt says they’re playing. The Games – Vick will have ‘em barkin’ in Philly! The Questions – Snowman returns!
- Episode 10 – Week 3 Preview2011/09/22
Episode 10: The News – Romo, NOT a homo? The Games – Will Vick have ‘em barkin’ in Philly? The Questions – Kevin the question Nazi…
- Episode 9 – Week 2 Preview2011/09/15
Episode 9: The News – Foster on the mend… The Games – Vick will have ‘em barkin’ in Atlanta… The Questions – don’t be a dyck, man.
- Episode 8 – Week 1 Preview2011/09/10
Happy opening day week! The News – Eli to the front! The Games – Vick will have ‘em barkin’ in STL. The Questions – Bottom boob and camel toe…
- Episode 7 – Flags at half mast2011/09/03
Episode 7: The News: CJ53mil-k The Questions – Sleepers, Sleepers, Sleepers The Draft – Kev does one live!
- Episode 6 – Hurricane Edition2011/08/27
Episode 6 – The News – Mike Vick pays bills, plays golf, and likes Yanni… The Questions – It’s a carp! The Leagues – Are you in?
- Episode 5 – Eli Manning Hall Of Fame2011/08/19
Episode 5: The News – Vick almost had them barkin’ in Buffalo… The Questions – Stroking a zebra cock… The Leagues – Get in!
- Episode 4 – Ankle Grabbin’2011/08/11
Episode 4: The News – Another FA to the Birds. The Lists – CJ2K #1 overall? The Questions – Stacey Dash, Bottom Nip, and Gargling Bananas…
- Episode 3 – Crown ‘em!2011/08/06
Episode 3: The News – RunDMC’s broken grille… The Questions – Maclin’s got the herp…
- Episode 2 – Free Agent Fiesta!2011/07/29
Episode 2: The News – Will Ocho, stinko? The Liz – Getting Laid! The Questions – Backfield in motion!
- Episode 1 – We’re back bitches!2011/07/25
Episode 1: The News – Owners Ratified! The Free Agents – Dwill Baby! The Questions – Pissing on fire…
- The Oddities of Drafting … With People2010/08/24
I’ve been mock drafting for weeks now. I guess I’ve done about 80 mock drafts thus far, on just about all of the sites that offer them. That’s a lot of freakin’ drafts, ladies! Sometimes I have two going at the same time. I was thinking that nothing could happen to me this draft season [...]
- The Damn Mags and Pre-Season Rankings2010/07/01
So far I have bought every Fantasy Football mag I’ve come across. Seven so far, and I know that The Fantasy Index is coming soon. I’m hoping that the Index doesn’t fall into the same trap that the rest of these rags, er, mags have fallen into: Basing this year’s rankings on last year’s stats. [...]
- What I Learned This Season2010/01/02
Hey everyone, I wasn’t able to put these out every week like I did last year, I’ve just been way too busy with family stuff to put the time into it. So I decided to do a “What I Learned” end of the season edition. Arizona Cardinals: Larry Fitzgerald was able to debunk the Madden [...]
- Seabass’ Sleepers2009/08/26
Last week, I featured a few players who have officially lost their “sleeper status” through added hype over the past few months. This time around, I’ve got the real deal for you. Five guys who are still flying under the watchful eyes of most experts that you can snag in your drafts. QUARTERBACKS Ben Roethlisberger. [...]
- “SLEEPERS” or INSOMNIACS?2009/08/20
Take the “sleepers” list in your magazines, rip them out, and throw them in the recycling bin. So many players are on so many sleeper lists that they’re no longer asleep. Here are examplesof players that may end up being drafted too high based on large amounts of “sleeper hype” for each position: WIDE-EYED AND [...]
- Overvalued, Undervalued, and Sleepers2009/08/07
Note: The following isn’t your average list. Anyone can tell you that Donald Brown or Knowshon Moreno is a sleeper, or that LT is on his way out. In the following article I dig deep to find the unpopular choices that could make or break your draft. Overvalued: Let someone else draft these guys. Larry [...]
- What I Learned in Week 162008/12/22
Maybe the Cowboys should practice their tackling technique this week. Giving up 70+ yard rushing plays to one RB is embarrassing enough, let alone two different RBs. Congrats to Baltimore Mike, I know that you were as happy as I was when my Steelers beat the Cowboys. DeAngelo Williams. Could he go first overall next [...]
- What I Learned in Week 15!2008/12/16
I want to nominate Romo, Witten, and T.O for the academy award for their performance on the sideline acting like they were all smiling and buddies again. Tashard Choice looks like a stud in the making. I think that he looks much better than Felix Jones, and Jones will probably be relegated to returning kicks [...]
- What I Learned in Week 14!2008/12/09
The most important news of the weekend, my Steelers beat my most hated team … the Cowboys. It wasn’t pretty but they got it done. Thank God we have a good defense!!! Best moment from the game? Seeing Terrell Owens throwing a classic tantrum on the sideline! Arizona clinches the NFC West!!! That falls into [...]
- What I Learned in Week 13!2008/12/02
My Steelers reminded everyone that Matt Cassel is NOT in fact Tom Brady 2.0. If you’re in a league that starts IDPs, I strongly recommend making James Harrison your top pick next year, I know he’ll be tops on my list. Larry Johnson is hitting his stride just in time for the fantasy playoffs. Thigpen [...]
- What I Learned in Week 122008/11/25
The Colts’ passing game has sort of turned into the same fantasy nightmare the Bronco’s running game used to be, you just never know who’s going to go off each week. This week the leader was Anthony Gonzalez. Who’d have thought that we would ever see the day when Peyton Manning would be out played [...]
- What I Learned in Week 112008/11/18
If Ryan grant can look this good against the Bears then he may actually have value going forward, but you’re never going to feel great plugging him in. Ronnie Brown owners have to be mad. He had a very good day, but didn’t manage to get either of the Dolphins rushing TDs. As far as [...]
- What I Learned in Week 102008/11/10
I’m never going to feel good about starting DeSean Jackson this season. He was the leading receiver, but none of McNabb’s three TD’s went his way. Just look at what Jacobs can do when he gets 20+ carries in a game!! Do you think that this will lead to less of a time share? Yes, [...]
- What I Learned in Week 9!2008/11/04
BENGALS WIN!!! BENGALS WIN!!!! Chad Johnson and Cedric Benson both went off in this game. If you are craving a snow cone, head down to hell: suddenly they have lots of them there. Tyler Thigpen’s domination continued this week. Seriously, he made Ronde Barber look BAD on that route. I thought Jamaal Charles had a [...]
- What I Learned in Week 82008/10/28
I’m very disappointed in Santana Moss. Not a single rushing yard? Come on man. Starting Megatron is going to be a tough choice from now on. If he isn’t catching a bomb or a TD it looks like he’ll be doing very little. Donnie Avery looks for real, REALLY for real. I had picked him [...]
- Week 7 Things I Learned2008/10/20
Yes people, the Chiefs really are THAT bad. Start ALL your RBs against them, and if you weren’t fortunate enough to unload Larry Johnson, then you have my sympathy. Maybe you’ll get lucky and he’ll put up another monster game soon … if he isn’t suspended by the league for beating up women. How ‘bout [...]
- What I Learned in Week 62008/10/13
The Seahawks really, REALLY, need Hasselbeck. Without him they struggled badly, and Charlie Frye looked like, well, Charlie Frye. As a Bobby Engram owner, I hope Hass is back next week. I don’t know who looked better today, Buckhalter or Gore. The 49ers finally got Vernon Davis involved, but don’t rush out and pick him [...]
- Will of the Gods?2008/09/11
At this time, I’d like you all to join me in a moment of silence for Tom Brady’s knee and about a million and a half fantasy teams worldwide. Just less than eight minutes into the new NFL season that we’d been anticipating like children at Christmastime, everything came to a crashing halt, both for [...]
- Never Autodraft: A Lesson in Humility2008/08/27
Or: How the Autodraft made one player its bitch. It was a weird draft to begin with. There was a huge run on RBs after I grabbed Addai with the 1:5 pick, so by the time the snake got back around to me in round two, there was absolutely no round two RB value left. [...]
- Fantasy League Dos and Don’ts2008/08/18
by BrianLion You might remember that at this time last year I warned you about the different characters you’d encounter at your fantasy draft. That, my young Padawans, was only the first lesson. This year, I’m back to give you the lowdown on the draft itself, and what you should and should not be doing [...]
- Minimum Expected Value2008/06/30
With draft season almost upon us, I thought I’d share a handy statistic I’ve been tinkering with. This number, which I’ve coined “minimum expected value” (statisticians probably have another name), can be found by subtracting the standard deviation from the mean. What the hell does that [ahem] mean? Let me explain… Standard Deviation Last year [...]
- How Can The Ravens Recover?2008/01/09
I started this as a response to Baltimore Mike in a thread titled: Best Head Coaching Job. Before I knew it, the damn thing had grown to be a full-fledged article. Over the course of the next few months, we’ll try and get more of this type of analysis on the site. Thanks to Mike [...]
- Thursday Preview PIT @ STL2007/12/20
This ought to be a bit of relief for the Steelers, they are playing where they won’t have to deal with rain, snow, wind or mud. We expect the Steeles offense to get back on their game here and win this one in a dominant fashion. Pittsburgh Like I keep saying, nothing breathes life into [...]
- Thursday Game: DEN @ HOU2007/12/13
Probably the biggest thing that the Texans have going for them in this game is the fact that Gary Kubiak, who used to be a coach under Shanahan, now coaches in Houston. The Texans are actually favored in this game, believe it or not. Denver Much to Lyle’s unhappiness, Selvin Young has wrested the starting [...]
- Chicago @ Washington2007/12/06
Chicago This is not going to be an easy game for the Redskins. It’s hard enough to shorten your week to accommodate a Thursday game, but when you also factor in the fact that the team attended Sean Taylor’s funeral on Monday, that just compounds the issue. On top of all that, Washington is 5-7, [...]
- Week 13 Cuff ‘em Stuff ‘em.2007/12/01
Week 13 is upon us and that usually means this is the last week to secure a playoff spot, lose a playoff spot or clinch a first round bye. Possibly, you are amped to play the role of spoiler to keep your best bud sitting on the sideline with you during playoff time as you [...]
- 2007 Booms and Busts2007/10/26
Here we are at almost-the-midpoint-of-the-season. The fantasy football landscape looks much different than the utopia that we envisioned in August. Back then (the old days), Peyton Manning was the best QB in all the land, LT was clearly the best RB, and either Marvin Harrison, Steve Smith, or T.O. was the best WR depending on [...]
- Don’t Over Analyze2007/09/27
Every week we get tons of questions about who to start and who to sit, and for the most part they are legitimate. But, there are quite a few that don’t need answering. These come from the dreaded “over analyzers”, who take a perfectly good team, and reduce it to a complete POS by constantly [...]
