After what might — to the uneducated — appear to be a false start, this show shifts into high gear and, gosh darn it, it just refuses to slow down. We talk about how we judge each other, Ben's new exercise regime, what "muddling" is, and a twisted invention from the warped mind of Joe. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show, Ben comes over all cockney, and finds himself the target of criticism for watching Ghost The Musical. Plus, Joe pitches yet more new cuisine ideas. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Joe's pre-show vocal warm-up sparks a debate, and he and Ben are bickering before the show even kicks off. We take a look at DOGTV, a television channel for, well, dogs, which spirals into a passionate (but hilarious) rant, as is our way. There's a new Map of Shame, and we cover a dubious news article about squirrels that are "addicted to crack". For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

There's nothing more awkward than a failed high-five. Or a fumbled handshake. In this show, Ben and Joe share their hilariously hideous experiences in human interaction, and discuss how we can do things better. We also hear about the latest cretin who's making news for absolutely no good reason at all. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show we meet a weird little pageant princess, talk about what to do if you see an alien, and find out why Joe advances closer and closer to v2.0 every day. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe are in the studio on a Saturday morning and are super pepped, resulting in this hilarious show. We talk about everything from dating to De Niro and Joe shares his plans for a brand new Britain. Plus, there's an awesome 18-minute pre-show, only for TAPAS Subscribers. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben went out for breakfast before the recording of this show, and came back feeling a bit odd. Joe is berated for not wearing deodorant and for trying to pass himself off as a vodka distiller. We also cover the latest world news and talk about how it feels to approach our thirties. It's a funny show, so download it now and put it in your ears. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show, we learn about the fun side of escalator safety, hear a factual account of a rain of apples, and wonder about the possibility of alien visitation. As always, it's the eclectic mix of nonsense that you love. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben's suffering but drags himself into the studio to bring you another hour of Peach fun, because, well, you're worth it. Joe has been experimenting with brewing his own liquor and is under the delusion that he has been bestowed with an official lairdship, and Ben also recounts meeting a moronic barman in the return of our 'Cret A Manger' segment. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

It's the first show of the year and Ben and Joe are already at each other's throats. It's really funny though, so, you know, all's well that ends well. We also talk about lottery winners, 'booty popping' and Daily Mail readers. Download and fill an hour of your life with joy, or something. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day, when the things and the stuff and the something something play. It's the week before Christmas, and Ben's sick of all these festive songs. It's not all lumps of coal and humbugs though, as Joe jumps in to defend the likes of Slade and Wizzard. We also talk about a kid who threatens to kill Santa. Merry Christmas! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

It’s another crazy show packed with good old fashioned, rootin’, tootin’ jokes. Actually, it’s not that crazy at all, it’s just normal. Which is to say, it’s an hour of classic Peach humour in which Ben and Joe rant on the topics of cat hunts, eye surgery and old people. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this hilarious show, Ben and Joe launch into a strange discussion before the intro music even plays, but that's OK, because it's funny. Joe has bought yet more new tech, and we discuss the oddball cast of The Gadget Show, in particular the gimpy weird one (you know the one). For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this week's show we talk a bit about stand up comedy, specifically the people in the audience who we'd all rather weren't there at all. We also hear about a man who found a frog in his dinner, and Ben has a hard time pitching a business idea. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Finally, the Peach has returned for a new series! Admit it, you're excited. We kick Series 8 off with a hilarious show that's gonna make you laugh until your face falls off. There's also a seven-minute intro, in which we have one of the most bizarre conversations we've ever had on the show. It's just how we do. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Beasley's back in the studio for the first time in ages, and he's already put Ben's nose out of joint. Despite this, Ben, Joe and Your Lord knock out a cracking live show in which we hear about the repercussions of fly swallowing, bizarre toilet encounters and why Ben's (allegedly) "constantly buying RAM". Join us for The Absolute Meet in London on October 22nd! Details at http://theabsolutepeach.com/tapmeet

It's the final episode in the current series, and we bring the funny to your ear-bones. Joe and Ben talk about how even nursery rhymes are affected by political correctness, argue about films and do a critical analysis of a youth hostel advertisement. Not really: we rip it to shreds. Enjoy! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

An alien encounter, a cretin at a concert and a man who barked at a dog are just some of the topics covered in this week's show. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Joe arrives at Peach Studios armed with a unique story of a shark hunt gone awry. We talk about elbow punching, dreams of the future and Joe has an apology to make. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Cat therapy, Joe's naked encounter and a killer chimp are just some of the topics covered in this classic episode. If you don't laugh when you hear this show, check your pulse - you just might be dead. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This week, Joe is revealed to be a sore loser, we talk about Ben's trip to visit Michael in London, do a movie review in our own unique style and cover the latest song by the people who brought you Rebecca Black. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show, Ben shows off a device he has come into possession of which claims to be able to read minds. Joe has been watching movies about perfume, but still hasn't seen "Up", and we talk about the latest hopeless fool looking to cash in on their own stupidity. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

It's been a week of pain for Ben, and he explains why in this show. We talk about the Tron guy's appearance on America's Got Talent, trial a brand new segment and discuss Ben's latest invention idea. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This week, Ben & Joe meet a man named Stanley who has, let's say, an unusual lifestyle. We also open up a gift package from the US which threatens to rot our brains and bodies, and Joe reviews Battle: Los Angeles. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben & Joe come back from a trip to the beach to bring you a show full of stories, rants and weird news. Ben tells of embarrassing events on the road, while Joe is less than satisfied with a recent trip to the zoo. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Here at The Absolute Peach, we joke around a lot. We say a lot of things in the name of humour that some might disagree with. Like the stereotype that women, on average, aren’t funny. This week, we may just be proved wrong. We also talk about boys in skirts, there’s new Joe Cuisine, and we hear about a man who thought he had the hardest head in the world. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This week, Ben's angry about a recent experience at a classy hotel, Joe's been dreaming about being at sea, there's listener-submitted Chav Watch, and we cover the latest morons making news. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

It’s the day of the Royal Wedding, and if that isn’t your thing, the Peach is here to offer you a comedic alternative. Ben and Joe talk about theme parks, toilet innovations and a brush with fame. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Chavs, ghosts and pepper spray are all on the menu this week, as Ben and Joe reuinite in the studio after a week off to bring you another hour of hilarity. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe are back after a week off to bring the funny. In this show, we explore the pros and cons of buffet food, there's new Chav Watch, and we learn of a guy who likes to discuss fast food price hikes at gunpoint. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Being the big-hitting go-getter that he is, Ben cruises around town mostly by pedal cycle. This week, however, things aren't going his way in that department. Joe's been on a weekend break to Newquay seeking tea shops run by little old ladies, and we talk about the latest wet blanket in the news who got someone fired for nothing. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

It's Friday! Gotta get down on Friday. Or at least, if Rebecca Black is to be believed. Ben is joined in the studio by Graeme, a snake-wrestler from a foreign land in a show that's packed with stories, all rounded off with a dissection of what might be the biggest turd to hit the music industry since a young girl named Justin Bieber. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben's just got back from a weekend of partying and can't wait to tell of the crazy time he had. We discuss the pain of small talk, and Joe's been Chav spotting. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe kick off this week's show with a warning about the dangers of eating popcorn in the cinema. Also covered is a man with a knife in his head, and a discussion on the merits and pitfalls of online dating. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Our first live show of 2011! Ben has stumbled across news that an idea he created in Series 2 was possibly stolen by scientists in the US, and yet he goes on to share details of his latest innovation. Ben and Joe quiz Beasley on how he's been spending his time, and we learn of a girl who's taking desperate measures in a bid to gain an invitation the Royal Wedding.

Ben turned 28 this week, and invited Joe to his birthday celebration. After all, Joe gets the party started, right? We also talk about The Biggest Loser, there's the return of Squirrel News and we learn of a girl who eats soap. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The Peach makes its triumphant return! After almost two months, Ben and Joe are back in the studio to launch the new series the only way we know how - with an hour of Peach brand banter & bickering. We take a look at the Christina Aguilera Superbowl flub (fluff?), find out why Joe got punched in the face, and discover a hot new talent in the hip-hop scene. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

So you thought you weren't getting a Christmas Special this year, huh? Oh ye of little faith. Ben, Joe and Beasley gather round the Christmas tree to bring you a feature-length Peach extravaganza! We're not going to tell you what we talk about, because that'd be like telling you what's in the gift before you unwrap it. So download this show, shun your friends and family, plug in your headphones and enjoy. Merry Christmas!

Just short of four years in the business and we've wrapped up Series 6 - our most successful series yet. We've seen lots of new fans join the TAP community, added guest hosts to the fold, and sharpened our skills at broadcasting live to the millions. You might think that we'd spend this show reminiscing, but instead we talk about freeloaders, awkward moments and people who die in funny ways. See you soon!

It's a chill November night, but Ben and Joe are cosy and warm in the studio. In this show, Ben shares a product idea that might just change the world. Meanwhile, Joe has taken to wearing socks on his hands. Please nominate us for the Comedy award in the Podcast Awards - http://www.podcastawards.com - nominations close 21 November!

Ten live shows. Ten! Well, aren't we all fancy and tech-savvy. We've got this podcasting game locked down so tight, this week we even throw in a new guest host just to see what happens, and, well, let's just say you'd better hold your sides on tight, or something. As well as grilling our new guest Gavin, we talk about going bald, take some listener calls and unveil the next child singing sensation.

In this show, Joe and Ben talk about double glazing, ovens and ranges. If this wasn't The Absolute Peach, you might think that makes for a boring show. But this is The Peach, so you're gonna love it.

There's an awkward air in the studio this week, as Ben and Michael can't agree on whether or not it's gay for two male friends to go out for a curry together. Also, Ben has come up with an ingenious new way to enjoy a bath, and we read out the first hand-written letters sent to our new mailbox.

It's the first live show in over two months, and Ben and Joe are at the helm. Ben's not happy about a recent shopping experience, and shares a recent embarrassment in brand new Map of Shame. We also get into a discussion about pointless apologies and take some listener calls.

Every so often, a time comes when somebody is going to get called out on something. This week, it's Joe's turn. Michael is in the studio for the first time in a while, and can't understand why Ben is all heated up about salad. We also try to understand Joe's rather muddled views on children.

Ben's back from a week on holiday, but can't talk about it on the show because his computer hates him. Bungle comes bearing gifts and October Christmas spirit, we delve into the very first package to be sent to the TAP Mailbox, and revisit an old topic which has sprung up again in the news: racist babies.

Beasley and Joe join Ben to explore such topics as inappropriately dressed children's TV characters and ice creams for dogs. Plus, Ben and Joe recount what happened when they bumped into one another on a night out in town.

Ben's giddy with excitement at the latest development in Joe's life. Despite everything he's always said about hating technology, Joe has gone and bought himself a smartphone, and Ben just can't wait to interrogate him about it. We also catch up on what our good friend Antoine Dodson has been up to since finding fame as a mad but likeable dumbass.

In this week's show, Joe, Beasley and Ben talk about homebrew and the awkwardness of foreign exchange programmes. Ben recounts his recent trip to Bath and Joe explains how he was thrown out of a club for standing up for his right to be served while topless.

In this show, Joe and Ben are alone in the studio for the first time this series and discuss such topics as Joe’s recent trip to a Norwegian paradise, the origin of Bradford and how best to preserve the appeal of child actors.

Despite taking a slating in his absence last episode, Beasley's back to set the record straight as to what really happened at The Absolute Beach. Bungle joins the show with a story of a recent accident which may have left him with super powers, and we talk about movies, game shows and an incident circling the internet involving a cat and a bin.

Fresh from our second official meetup "The Absolute Beach", Michael and Joe join Ben to recount the day's events, including what happened within seconds of Joe and Beasley meeting each other on the morning of the event. The rest of the show becomes a kaleidoscope of tangents, where we cover everything from salad to Sing Along Songs.

It's the week before The Absolute Beach and the guys are gearing up to meet a bunch of fans down here in Bournemouth. We take your calls including listener-contributed Chav Watch and Squirrel News and Michael has stories from his trip to France. We round things off by checking out the latest loony doing the rounds on the internet.

Ben has a confession to make. He's let himself down, the show down and the fans down. What did he do? Find out in this show! We also discover the happiest camper who ever lived and Beasley comes under fire for his aloof approach to this week's show.

This week, Beasley explains what happened when he tried to have his shopping delivered, and we hear about one of Ben's weirdest dreams yet. We also talk about how Englishmen don't know how to dress for hot weather.

This week, Ben is joined in the studio by Bungle. We talk about nicknames, nursing and Ben goes off on a rant about a recent cinema experience.

Beasley's back from his adventures in Las Vegas and has many a story to tell. We also talk about a very frustrated shopper, hear about a weird encounter with a pregnant woman in brand new Map of Shame and enjoy a classic voicemail movie review.

With Joe absent due to recent overindulgence, TAP stalwarts Michael and Beasley join Ben for a banter-filled hour on such topics as the end of Big Brother and a woman who dreams of being the fattest in the world. Also, Ben's come up with a new "bit of fun", and Beasley's not happy about it.

Joe and Michael join an excited Ben who has been approached by (another) female admirer. We talk about the perils of putting your faith in technology, and see the return of Joe Cuisine and Chav Watch.

Despite the studio computer rising up and threatening to put an end to this week's live show before it had even begun, Ben, Michael and Beasley battled to get things up and running and turned a potential disaster into what ended up a brilliant show with tons of listener interaction, a new Write The Peach and more banter than you can shake a twiglet at.

It's the first time Joe and Beasley have met since their clash after The Absolute Meet, and the air before the show is thick with anticipation. Beasley shows up late to record, and is forced to explain himself. Ben reports on the latest weirdo he's run into in town and we cover the latest teen craze sweeping schools - werewolves.

The opening episode to Series 6 sees the return of everyone's favourite scallywag Joe. Michael also joins us in the studio as we take on such topics as airport food, things you couldn't do without and sweatshop Nanas.

It's our first show in a while and it comes with a special announcement: the impending start of Series 6! We also talk about our recent event The Absolute Meet, where Beasley did something incredible and Joe broke all records for his most annoying behaviour yet.

Michael and Beasley are back in the studio with Ben for another live show with more listener calls than you can shake a stick at. We talk about an awkward toilet moment, a heroic rescue, trial our new segment Beasley Knows Best and rumours continue to spread about Joe.

Ben is joined in the studio by both Michael and Beasley for the first time together as we take you on a rollercoaster ride of banter on such topics as girdles for men, the new series of Britain's Got Freaks, Justin Beaver and a ton of listener calls. We also discuss our upcoming event "The Absolute Meet".

It's a surprise bonus show! Ben is joined in the studio by a young fellow named Michael to talk about meatheadedness, the TV show Supersize vs Superskinny, and a hilarious 911 call.

In this show, unsurprisingly, we talk about movies. We discuss which are our favourites, which ones we hate and what makes a good film.

In our second Mini Show, Ben and Joe discuss the world of music.

In the first of our 15-minute, one-topic Mini Shows, Joe and Ben discuss the merits and drawbacks of married life.

In our biggest live show so far, Ben and Joe are joined in the studio once again by Beasley. We talk about a man who sings like a woman, gambling habits and irresponsible parenting. We take your calls and there's even some singing in there too. Yep, we know, awkward.

It's the final show of the current series and Joe and Ben bring you an hour of classic Peach. We talk about food, movies, a man who sings about pants and a new type of job that really shouldn't be a job at all.

Despite ongoing technical issues in Ben's house threatening to ruin our plans, we relocated the entire studio at the last minute to bring our fans a live show from Beasley's mansion. We discuss Ben's terrible luck with cars, Joe's latest gripes with technology and the increasing arrogance of the self-proclaimed "Lord" Beasley. Plus, we take your calls and test out our brand new Feedback system.

This show starts out on the subject of baby showers and ends up talking about the tragic impossibility of living in a fantasy world that doesn't exist. There's also Map of Shame and Joe Cuisine, and we try out a brand new studio drink.

Despite the computer hating them and refusing to cooperate, Ben and Joe are undeterred and bring you a show regardless. Topics covered include animal attacks, 3D technology and Joe's advice on how to be "the cool uncle".

Kriss is back in the studio for his second appearance and enthralls us with his witty anecdotes. Ben teases him for his geeky ways, we talk about The Big Freeze, and hear about Ben's latest trip to the barber.

In the first show of 2010, we kick things off with a little pre-show chat about a strange little puppet called Pob. What follows is a rollercoaster ride of Christmas roundups, strange dreams and an innovative new product idea.

In our special Christmas Day show, we talk (argue) about the differences in the way Ben and Joe view Christmas with the family, and Joe's claims of an alleged Christmas present for Ben that may or may not have ever existed. There's even a seasonal quiz, all wrapped up in a medley of Christmas wishes from our amazing fans from all around the planet. Merry Christmas!

In this special guest show, Ben is joined in the studio by Beasley, a quirky young fellow with a penchant for changing his identity. We talk about voyeuristic television, the games chavs play, and embarrassing yourself at an office Christmas party.

It's been a few weeks of firsts for The Absolute Peach. Ben's first trip to New York City, the very first TAP fan meetup, and now this, the recording of the very first TAP Live show from Tuesday night. We hear how Ben got on in the Big Apple, take some fan phonecalls and find out why Joe has taken to dressing up all fancy like. All this and more, so download now, folks!

Ben's been tearing his hair out preparing for his NYC trip, but still we get a show out to the masses! This week, we talk about our fancy new studio equipment, fans listening to TAP in bed and Ben explains how Gummi Bears are made.

Joe hobbles into the studio this week with back pain triggered by putting on a pair of socks. We talk about The Fourth Kind, hear from a product evangelist turned dance icon and cover some odd news from around the world. Plus, it's a special day for The Absolute Peach as voting opens for the Podcast Awards 2009, in which we are nominated in the Comedy category. Vote for us today at www.podcastawards.com. Voting closes November 30th, 2009, 6pm.

Ben must be kind of a big deal. Not only has he been jet-setting the length of the country, but he's even received an advance copy of brand new music by an up and coming artist. Joe meanwhile, almost ran over a dog on his bike.

Ben went and got his eyes tested recently, and it started him thinking. Meanwhile, Joe has been researching "interesting facts", there's listener submitted Chav Watch, and the return of a classic segment from the early days of TAP.

In this week's show we catch up on part of the mountain of listener feedback we've been getting recently. We jump into some news, talk about movies, Ben recounts getting lost in Bournemouth, and even touch on the latest developments in The X Factor.

This week, we talk about a brand new (to us) miracle kitchen device that could revolutionise the world of Joe Cuisine. We hear about Ben's recent mountaineering trip to Wales, talk briefly about movies and even find time for brand new Chav Watch.

This week's varied show features a unique Chav Watch in which Ben is the star. We also talk about induced labour, there's new Squirrel News and your emails.

We're back with a vengeance after a week's break. Joe gets called out on his recent behaviour, and Ben comes clean with a brand new Map of Shame. There's more Joe Cuisine and Chav Watch, and we even find time to talk about movies and read out some of your emails.

On this show, Joe explains why at the ripe old age of 27, he still can’t drive a car. We hear an audio review of the show, discuss the diversity of our listenership, and round it all off with what might be the best (or worst) Joe Cuisine idea so far.

This show is packed to bursting with classic TAP moments. A caffeine-charged Ben defends the manliness of taking his wife to a musical, and comes under fire for his recent "dinner party" habits. Meanwhile, it's a bumper week for Chav Watch, and we are even treated to another helping of Bee News.

Three shows in and the Peach is firing on all cylinders! This show has personal stories, news, arguments and everything else you love about TAP. Joe shares a story of a late-night rendezvous and we learn about the magic of honey making.

Ben's been to a waterpark and has come back with an injury and a new catchphrase for the show. Meanwhile Lord Joe has discovered the joys of tea drinking, we hear an audio message from a fan and read out a bunch of your emails.

Ben and Joe reenter the studio for the hotly anticipated fifth series of The Absolute Peach. We kick things off with a show that's packed with personal stories and your emails so plug in, sit back and enjoy.

The subject of this, the final Mini Show before the start of Series 5, has been tackled plenty of times on The Absolute Peach. But never have we had the privilege of having an actual female on the show. This week, that all changes. Joining us in the studio for this very special Mini Show is none other than Ben's wife! New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach!

In this show we talk about the issue of health, and why it's important to watch what you eat and exercise regularly. Wow, that makes it sound boring! New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach!

In this show we take a trip back in time to our childhood, and Ben recounts an embarrassing experience from his school days. New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach!

It's a food themed show with a unique TAP spin. We kick off the show by delving into a big box of goodies sent in by a fan from overseas, and end up talking about mexican baby food. New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach!

In our second mini show, we're talking about a topic of some debate amongst the TAP team: technology. It's 15 minutes of classic Joe versus Ben! New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach!

In this, the first of six 15 minute shows to be released before the start of Series 5, Ben and Joe talk about travel. At least, Joe does. Ben's brain appears to have gone into meltdown and isn't making much sense. In that respect it's sort of a role reversal. Hiyo! New listeners: this episode is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach!

For our last show in the series, we put the focus primarily on you, the fans. A lot of this episode is about hearing and responding to the great feedback we've received from listeners about this series, both long-term and brand new. Of course, it wouldn't be a proper finale without our original brand of TAP stories, rants and arguments, and we even bring back some classic segments from shows gone by. Enjoy this feature-length finale and get ready for what's coming to you - Series 5!

A feature length, surprise roundup show where we bring you all the details of 'The Absolute Trek' bike trip, plus your emails and voicemails.